Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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