Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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