Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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