i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.