Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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