I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We are two peas in an std pod
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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