i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
mondays should just be called national damage control day
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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