Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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