Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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