doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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