I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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