I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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You took a bar mat shot.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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