I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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