wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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