I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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