Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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