no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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