My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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