Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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