he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
