Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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