Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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