Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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