i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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