If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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