Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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