I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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