i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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