Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
