They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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