what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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