i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
lets start a swedish sibling band together
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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