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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.

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• (916): View more from California

  Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Moral of the story: fuckboys never change

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING

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