I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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