He is an equal opportunity slut.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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