Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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