Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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