She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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