Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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