No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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