Banned from zoo.
Again?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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