i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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