i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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