I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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