omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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