I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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