Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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