Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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