So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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