He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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