margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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