sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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