dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
not ubering you a puppy
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