something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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