just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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