wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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