the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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